tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52827854970533664952011-12-07T09:40:56.047-02:00Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.comBlogger2081100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-63009034123428645602011-10-31T15:38:00.002-02:002011-10-31T15:42:07.428-02:00<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" >Onde está a rolha???</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-7ab0431fa4182be2" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D7ab0431fa4182be2%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853182%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D80E9A2FDC5285C4774F7C66054B5C43CE82455D2.4CAE70C68ECCDCC25588A0230DAD50D10C51D90E%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D7ab0431fa4182be2%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dk-Xfb14nHT2qE0fBpeJ13DZ5Xkw&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D7ab0431fa4182be2%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853182%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D80E9A2FDC5285C4774F7C66054B5C43CE82455D2.4CAE70C68ECCDCC25588A0230DAD50D10C51D90E%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D7ab0431fa4182be2%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dk-Xfb14nHT2qE0fBpeJ13DZ5Xkw&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" >. . . </span></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6300903412342864560?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-41515650669737422222011-10-24T00:32:00.006-02:002011-10-24T00:35:35.957-02:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-U-pycwf6S7U/TqTOQzQb4zI/AAAAAAAAB58/Sfh_mXaqVEY/s1600/pegada.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 350px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-U-pycwf6S7U/TqTOQzQb4zI/AAAAAAAAB58/Sfh_mXaqVEY/s400/pegada.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5666881019171300146" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">Porque sem pegada, não tem a menor graça...</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Imagem: Google</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4151565066973742222?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-55852552622475110622011-10-18T13:37:00.015-02:002011-10-18T13:53:37.161-02:00<div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-13M2ssYvXv4/Tp2da5XdLGI/AAAAAAAAB4I/HBUqCa7ZbvQ/s1600/Imagem1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="width: 239px; height: 320px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5664856991703313506" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-13M2ssYvXv4/Tp2da5XdLGI/AAAAAAAAB4I/HBUqCa7ZbvQ/s320/Imagem1.jpg" /></a> <img style="width: 239px; height: 320px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5664856985209372754" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O3U0ETIuqmE/Tp2dahLLgFI/AAAAAAAAB4A/RrEE6JaP6Ps/s320/Imagem2.jpg" /></div> <div><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline;" class="Apple-style-span"></span><p align="left" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5bIrA3kCU6M/Tp2fJbAW5vI/AAAAAAAAB5U/SMPOfWo4AuM/s1600/Imagem3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="width: 239px; height: 320px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5664858890518849266" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5bIrA3kCU6M/Tp2fJbAW5vI/AAAAAAAAB5U/SMPOfWo4AuM/s320/Imagem3.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oea9cnaZza4/Tp2fI_QWoRI/AAAAAAAAB5I/Rs0c26cYgn4/s1600/Imagem4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="width: 239px; height: 320px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5664858883069747474" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oea9cnaZza4/Tp2fI_QWoRI/AAAAAAAAB5I/Rs0c26cYgn4/s320/Imagem4.jpg" /></a></p><p align="left" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TG95Y3AcQvs/Tp2f6RuqNHI/AAAAAAAAB5s/FuOtXCagQ-E/s1600/Imagem5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="width: 299px; height: 400px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5664859729842287730" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TG95Y3AcQvs/Tp2f6RuqNHI/AAAAAAAAB5s/FuOtXCagQ-E/s400/Imagem5.jpg" /></a></p></div><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TG95Y3AcQvs/Tp2f6RuqNHI/AAAAAAAAB5s/FuOtXCagQ-E/s1600/Imagem5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><div align="center"></div></a><div align="center"><strong><span>. . . </span></strong></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left"><span><strong><em>Imagens: Google</em></strong></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-5585255262247511062?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-28773347059831919092011-10-16T18:34:00.003-02:002011-10-16T18:36:08.097-02:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yQ5JfMoGRA0/Tps_6er3WYI/AAAAAAAAB3Q/KBfB9BV-DfA/s1600/duble.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yQ5JfMoGRA0/Tps_6er3WYI/AAAAAAAAB3Q/KBfB9BV-DfA/s400/duble.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5664191230250539394" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b>. . .</b></span> </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>Imgem: Google</i></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-2877334705983191909?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-59392842779732214422011-10-13T13:27:00.005-03:002011-10-13T13:32:51.648-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sQm7iyd47pU/TpcRjo3n4CI/AAAAAAAAB3E/D-FQWzY_s2g/s1600/rapidinha-em-lugares-inusitados-31-288.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 400px; height: 266px; text-align: center; display: block; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5663014360405499938" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sQm7iyd47pU/TpcRjo3n4CI/AAAAAAAAB3E/D-FQWzY_s2g/s400/rapidinha-em-lugares-inusitados-31-288.jpg" /></a><span ><strong>Dar uma rapidinha!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span>. . .</span> </div><div> </div><div><span ><strong><em>Imagem: Google</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-5939284277973221442?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-15650171460106562192011-07-05T13:05:00.004-03:002011-07-12T12:07:19.489-03:00<div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_jAB3HObQpc/ThM2VvKfxMI/AAAAAAAAB28/ZIS7kgnsN4g/s1600/moralists.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 400px; height: 241px; text-align: center; display: block; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5625900106581525698" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_jAB3HObQpc/ThM2VvKfxMI/AAAAAAAAB28/ZIS7kgnsN4g/s400/moralists.jpg" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Pra aquecer!</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>. . . </b></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1565017146010656219?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-11767939256823491522011-07-05T12:53:00.002-03:002011-07-05T12:55:09.487-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-806c3d323416ebc1" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" 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value="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D7012d4640ec8f6e0%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853182%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D35EDABBD86CFB6B2BD0BC75F0A1C5873E3A7D79E.52869DA53E16310F90DC3C920F750CBECE681105%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D7012d4640ec8f6e0%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DKirtNQc_itmdowULTHP7Z6NH3Wg&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D7012d4640ec8f6e0%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853182%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D35EDABBD86CFB6B2BD0BC75F0A1C5873E3A7D79E.52869DA53E16310F90DC3C920F750CBECE681105%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D7012d4640ec8f6e0%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DKirtNQc_itmdowULTHP7Z6NH3Wg&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" >Abraçadinho é mais gostoso??</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span">. . .</span></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-2937543362620097903?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-5341174777274591832011-04-07T14:18:00.006-03:002011-04-07T14:26:07.584-03:00<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 272px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 395px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592892901919365266" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tEcW5027xVA/TZ3ydj21GJI/AAAAAAAAB2g/m0Q8MVWK4Gk/s400/casal-no-banho.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 275px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592892906527153074" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NM9CoMK4x2s/TZ3yd1BaW7I/AAAAAAAAB2o/mAQxDKr3bUk/s400/casal-banho-glamour-sensual.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592892905618281426" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BZJM2ZvGFXs/TZ3ydxouE9I/AAAAAAAAB2w/ZYnJwT1_wr8/s400/casal_banho.jpg" /> <br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Calor... Muito calor!</span></b></div><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span">. . .</span></b> </span></div><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#ffffcc;">Imagens: Google</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-534117477727459183?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-2299147642481663662011-02-20T23:33:00.011-03:002011-03-03T14:33:00.372-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wwEiwn1Mi0Y/TWHPR8WSwUI/AAAAAAAAB2Y/kBcUKNil_E0/s1600/treinamento.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 341px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 436px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5575965720825741634" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wwEiwn1Mi0Y/TWHPR8WSwUI/AAAAAAAAB2Y/kBcUKNil_E0/s400/treinamento.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcccc;"><em> Intensivamente</em></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">. . . </span></strong></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Imagem: Google</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-229914764248166366?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-225194527933930472011-02-17T12:32:00.001-02:002011-02-17T12:34:01.738-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qmF_AHyU-rM/TV0xqGb00RI/AAAAAAAAB2Q/WuqzM4mSzvc/s1600/Achou.jpg"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 413px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 327px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574666513106129170" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qmF_AHyU-rM/TV0xqGb00RI/AAAAAAAAB2Q/WuqzM4mSzvc/s400/Achou.jpg" /></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> . . .</span></strong> </div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: google</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-22519452793393047?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-63083644010248222502011-01-31T14:20:00.002-02:002011-01-31T14:25:00.568-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TUbh8T1IsTI/AAAAAAAAB1k/R0PUKWg_XjQ/s1600/A3.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 455px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 333px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5568386415521739058" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TUbh8T1IsTI/AAAAAAAAB1k/R0PUKWg_XjQ/s400/A3.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>É mais divertido?!</em></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff6666;">. . .</span> </span></strong></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;"><strong>Imagem: Google</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6308364401024822250?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-6070823094674611002011-01-17T00:37:00.009-02:002011-01-17T01:02:52.141-02:00<p align="center"><object width="341" height="287" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-748e798314a58313" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D748e798314a58313%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3323CBB8B0159C019DF8CF5BC06B7070CDAACB54.653E1B392CE22E0FC124091528F2710B9229565D%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D748e798314a58313%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D-3vhMhqBqr8siCPfYFphRWMSIKc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="341" height="287" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D748e798314a58313%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3323CBB8B0159C019DF8CF5BC06B7070CDAACB54.653E1B392CE22E0FC124091528F2710B9229565D%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D748e798314a58313%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D-3vhMhqBqr8siCPfYFphRWMSIKc&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong><em>Será que tá doendo?</em></strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#ff6666;"><span style="font-size:130%;">. . .</span> </span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-607082309467461100?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-29740578777240237832011-01-14T00:17:00.005-02:002011-01-14T00:31:22.575-02:00<p align="center"><object width="341" height="276" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-c6b58cfc01adac64" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v6.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dc6b58cfc01adac64%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D28BEE7E5308D0D1D65AD64DAD5E69265108AC0CA.75A31135D99BE3064B4D178413E43613B5E1393A%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc6b58cfc01adac64%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dp4qYh7I8d_fZfvhRTHuLGT9NeG0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="341" height="276" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v6.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dc6b58cfc01adac64%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D28BEE7E5308D0D1D65AD64DAD5E69265108AC0CA.75A31135D99BE3064B4D178413E43613B5E1393A%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc6b58cfc01adac64%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dp4qYh7I8d_fZfvhRTHuLGT9NeG0&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><em><strong>Além de comer, ela fuma!</strong></em></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>. . . </strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-2974057877724023783?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-42567307913511776942011-01-12T14:48:00.003-02:002011-01-12T14:50:39.000-02:00<div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 341px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561342438431773074" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TS3be4UH0ZI/AAAAAAAAB1U/gl2dqOXgYbY/s400/10.jpg" /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TS3be_w6TTI/AAAAAAAAB1c/so4yPfgbSwc/s1600/11.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 352px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 371px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561342440431570226" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TS3be_w6TTI/AAAAAAAAB1c/so4yPfgbSwc/s400/11.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;"> . . . </span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><em>Mas é pra fumar ou pra comer???</em></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;"><strong>Imagem: Google<br /></strong></span><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4256730791351177694?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-68223409953809299942011-01-04T00:18:00.002-02:002011-01-04T00:21:52.828-02:00<p align="center"><object width="341" height="284" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-ad92402299db8966" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v20.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dad92402299db8966%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D28A7ACA91E077082BB5E09A037C6F356075AACA1.4269C93DB7335196D03E378AA1CB79F3031614A8%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dad92402299db8966%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DTCoXL16uXaUvfLGCu-HiLxyLlmI&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="341" height="284" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v20.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dad92402299db8966%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D28A7ACA91E077082BB5E09A037C6F356075AACA1.4269C93DB7335196D03E378AA1CB79F3031614A8%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dad92402299db8966%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DTCoXL16uXaUvfLGCu-HiLxyLlmI&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Começando 2011 com pé direito!</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>. . . </strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6822340995380929994?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-24826295289560329542010-12-20T23:14:00.004-02:002010-12-20T23:21:28.567-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TRAAG0Z8qII/AAAAAAAAB04/kyLU61N9TCk/s1600/papai%2Bnoel.jpg"><span style="font-size:130%;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 275px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 547px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552938457694513282" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TRAAG0Z8qII/AAAAAAAAB04/kyLU61N9TCk/s400/papai%2Bnoel.jpg" /></span></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><strong> Feliz Natal, de todos os jeitos...<br /></strong></span><div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TRAAGvMz4aI/AAAAAAAAB0w/MR71knCoHAE/s1600/Santa%252520Claus%2525201.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 343px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552938456297234850" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TRAAGvMz4aI/AAAAAAAAB0w/MR71knCoHAE/s400/Santa%252520Claus%2525201.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong> . . .<br /></strong></span><br /><div align="left"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TRAAGRz0HcI/AAAAAAAAB0o/jd1UEGIUYT0/s1600/mamae%2Bnoel.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 250px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552938448407764418" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TRAAGRz0HcI/AAAAAAAAB0o/jd1UEGIUYT0/s400/mamae%2Bnoel.jpg" /></a> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffcccc;">Imagens: Google</span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-2482629528956032954?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-34606977934491367392010-12-13T14:28:00.004-02:002010-12-13T14:49:22.014-02:00<p align="center"><object width="355" height="305" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-8b4d77150340adb3" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D8b4d77150340adb3%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D572B895B06D1B8DE38673ADD749DDEC47A10577.465667C74916E6751EA7B028768963986C44A183%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D8b4d77150340adb3%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DcP-o4kMPyBUDZ8XeFQ3Y1AeBYMQ&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="355" height="305" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D8b4d77150340adb3%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D572B895B06D1B8DE38673ADD749DDEC47A10577.465667C74916E6751EA7B028768963986C44A183%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D8b4d77150340adb3%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DcP-o4kMPyBUDZ8XeFQ3Y1AeBYMQ&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">. . . </span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3460697793449136739?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' 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value="flvurl=http://v24.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D113a4c16d5573435%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1975E93A756AA218FEB54A5A0B69E8713B455A47.629A05EA320E248B0D58C1E2ED9DD01EADCA01F2%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D113a4c16d5573435%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DkahXKmM9ZpkrsMDakK4AMg0ZO1A&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="345" height="301" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v24.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D113a4c16d5573435%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1975E93A756AA218FEB54A5A0B69E8713B455A47.629A05EA320E248B0D58C1E2ED9DD01EADCA01F2%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D113a4c16d5573435%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DkahXKmM9ZpkrsMDakK4AMg0ZO1A&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Com vontade, de verdade!</span></em></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-845867421918079057?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-43142535216881534452010-11-23T23:42:00.006-02:002010-11-23T23:50:39.836-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TOxuQTqMaDI/AAAAAAAAB0g/QKT1FXmjBC4/s1600/Campanha%2Bdurex.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 451px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 429px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5542926467820447794" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TOxuQTqMaDI/AAAAAAAAB0g/QKT1FXmjBC4/s400/Campanha%2Bdurex.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><em> <span style="color:#ffcccc;">Eu tô falando do sinal na entrada do túnel, do lado direito... </span></em></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Vc viu?!</span></em></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>. . . </strong><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4314253521688153445?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-68727627171898953622010-11-21T17:19:00.004-02:002010-11-21T17:30:06.460-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TOlxtdFfoLI/AAAAAAAABzo/scc1ShWInw4/s1600/Bolosdeniver06.jpg"><strong><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 393px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 392px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5542085842171830450" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TOlxtdFfoLI/AAAAAAAABzo/scc1ShWInw4/s400/Bolosdeniver06.jpg" /></strong></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"> E o blog este mês completa 2 anos!!!</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><em>Obrigada a todos pela contribuição e participação até aqui.</em></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffcccc;">=)</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6872762717189895362?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-69760379974745664702010-11-15T22:37:00.003-02:002010-11-15T22:46:20.867-02:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TOHSZGS5iOI/AAAAAAAABzg/wla-wOJMz4M/s1600/serpente.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 453px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 334px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5539940345270864098" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TOHSZGS5iOI/AAAAAAAABzg/wla-wOJMz4M/s400/serpente.jpg" /></a> <div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><em>Envenena, mas sempre vale a pena...</em></span> <div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">. . . </span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6976037997474566470?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-72977650746428958202010-11-09T23:59:00.007-02:002010-11-10T00:11:54.742-02:00<p align="center"><object width="333" height="312" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-b63ccbbbde432028" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Db63ccbbbde432028%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D49B2D218BAF2380AB57D95D18DDC1C5A44048D0E.1962D1DD555832DC9CA5F82CBA54B9DD85F436EC%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Db63ccbbbde432028%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DFp9lVK5O5byhc5r2bZAogyiYuHk&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="333" height="312" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Db63ccbbbde432028%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D49B2D218BAF2380AB57D95D18DDC1C5A44048D0E.1962D1DD555832DC9CA5F82CBA54B9DD85F436EC%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Db63ccbbbde432028%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DFp9lVK5O5byhc5r2bZAogyiYuHk&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><em>Ou, acordar bem...</em></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-7297765074642895820?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-60516701772133708082010-11-05T00:50:00.006-02:002010-11-05T01:16:55.204-02:00<p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Em qualquer lugar</span></strong></p><p align="center"><object width="349" height="308" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-da6eddf60c55a928" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dda6eddf60c55a928%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D11C2D8FFEA78FDB9620A8B2CB3AFE688D58B3F31.69F59AFAD9A8D046407750DC8A3ED24508ED2F22%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dda6eddf60c55a928%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DpqY0qQj0vTTVY63wZixGcnZv4mA&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="349" height="308" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dda6eddf60c55a928%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D11C2D8FFEA78FDB9620A8B2CB3AFE688D58B3F31.69F59AFAD9A8D046407750DC8A3ED24508ED2F22%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dda6eddf60c55a928%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DpqY0qQj0vTTVY63wZixGcnZv4mA&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Não dá pra resistir... Muito menos negar</span></em></p><p align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">É pra já!</span></em></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>. . . </strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6051670177213370808?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-10986989825426354302010-10-21T00:48:00.002-02:002010-10-21T00:49:32.728-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TL-qECqSnnI/AAAAAAAABzY/ccERwkqhUyY/s1600/4.1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 349px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530325853844708978" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TL-qECqSnnI/AAAAAAAABzY/ccERwkqhUyY/s400/4.1.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"> <em>Servido?</em></span></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff6666;">. . .</span> </span></strong></div><span style="color:#ffffff;">Imagem: Google</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1098698982542635430?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-9026461167149224872010-10-14T14:08:00.004-03:002010-10-14T14:14:20.340-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TLc5DrsdIhI/AAAAAAAABzQ/rKSezOIABx0/s1600/Gozada.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 268px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527949803052147218" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TLc5DrsdIhI/AAAAAAAABzQ/rKSezOIABx0/s400/Gozada.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><em><strong>Deve!</strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">. . . </span></em></strong></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><strong>Imagem: Google</strong> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-902646116714922487?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-78487508792686831132010-10-11T00:09:00.005-03:002010-10-11T00:19:25.582-03:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Aqui estão!!!</span></span></strong><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526620917091688114" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TLKAcVt-XrI/AAAAAAAABzI/uGHAf3D-L_M/s400/Dedos.jpg" /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;"><em>Hmmmm...</em></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">. . .</span> </strong></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Imagem: Google</span> </strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-7848750879268683113?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-77489859815906854172010-10-05T12:00:00.002-03:002010-10-05T12:05:08.408-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TKTZJ_QCFLI/AAAAAAAABzA/y2qi6l-r1b8/s1600/sexo6.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522777808683799730" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TKTZJ_QCFLI/AAAAAAAABzA/y2qi6l-r1b8/s400/sexo6.jpg" /></a><em> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Só porque hoje eu tô muito dengosa</span></em></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">. . .</span></strong> </div><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Imagem: Google</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-7748985981590685417?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-11531773394018219242010-09-29T10:41:00.002-03:002010-09-29T10:51:05.276-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TKNCJfScafI/AAAAAAAABy4/KAK7Bp79_io/s1600/bunda+nado+sincronizado.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 250px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522330298871474674" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TKNCJfScafI/AAAAAAAABy4/KAK7Bp79_io/s400/bunda+nado+sincronizado.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Seria uma nova modalidade do esporte???</span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"> . . .</span></strong> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1153177339401821924?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-63020337032161563882010-09-27T23:31:00.003-03:002010-09-28T00:00:55.068-03:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><em>...Eu seguro, eu aperto, eu cheiro, eu beijo, eu lambo</em></span></div><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TKFTpozUSLI/AAAAAAAAByw/h-4hPR3nDXg/s1600/109609251.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521786592925337778" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TKFTpozUSLI/AAAAAAAAByw/h-4hPR3nDXg/s400/109609251.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"> . . .</span></strong> </div><br /><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6302033703216156388?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-36244340636428029372010-09-21T12:56:00.003-03:002010-09-21T12:58:48.332-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TJjV2HhAaoI/AAAAAAAAByo/ibq-79Y90_A/s1600/bem+treinadas.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 285px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519396469049682562" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TJjV2HhAaoI/AAAAAAAAByo/ibq-79Y90_A/s400/bem+treinadas.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">Red Bull te dá aaaaasas!!!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="color:#ffcccc;">. . .</span></strong> </span></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3624434063642802937?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-46232533541420392292010-09-17T23:36:00.004-03:002010-09-17T23:54:34.428-03:00<p align="center"><object width="341" height="292" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-b92bbfb2d926c6f5" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Db92bbfb2d926c6f5%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D316E3EF8793665216FEFE66643E103C75B15F518.5623B412E831B9F06B6250D1EE6E144EA1C31EE8%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Db92bbfb2d926c6f5%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dp_usd5meHPdqW06X8SnDJFy6yjQ&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="341" height="292" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Db92bbfb2d926c6f5%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D316E3EF8793665216FEFE66643E103C75B15F518.5623B412E831B9F06B6250D1EE6E144EA1C31EE8%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Db92bbfb2d926c6f5%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dp_usd5meHPdqW06X8SnDJFy6yjQ&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><strong>Agora vc já sabe de onde veio a expressão "dar uma rapidinha"</strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">. . .</span></strong> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4623253354142039229?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-4470823443163661002010-09-12T23:25:00.002-03:002010-09-12T23:31:16.275-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TI2MeDNgpzI/AAAAAAAAByg/q95BkS8wNdA/s1600/multiuso.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 310px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5516219566484662066" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TI2MeDNgpzI/AAAAAAAAByg/q95BkS8wNdA/s400/multiuso.jpg" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Hummmm, por onde começar...?</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><strong> . . .</strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: recebida por e-mail</span><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-447082344316366100?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-20360270765032162492010-09-09T15:36:00.011-03:002010-09-10T11:55:28.766-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TIkpUazGWoI/AAAAAAAAByY/3SRrQKb4YrM/s1600/shirt.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514984649459653250" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TIkpUazGWoI/AAAAAAAAByY/3SRrQKb4YrM/s400/shirt.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"> E não se discute, ok?!</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">. . .</span></strong> </div><p><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: google</span> </p><p></p><p><strong>ET.: Mas cuidado onde for vestir a camisa, porque </strong><a href="http://g1.globo.com/planeta-bizarro/noticia/2010/05/jovem-e-presa-por-usar-camiseta-ofensiva-em-tribunal-nos-eua.html"><strong><span style="color:#ffff00;">LÁ</span></strong></a><strong><span style="color:#000099;"> </span>é crime! ;)</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-2036027076503216249?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-30446602122962187852010-09-07T20:38:00.008-03:002010-09-09T15:09:28.661-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TIbNOHHG9rI/AAAAAAAAByQ/JRh98ccnMCk/s1600/Playground.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514320436072478386" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TIbNOHHG9rI/AAAAAAAAByQ/JRh98ccnMCk/s400/Playground.jpg" /></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong><em>Porque quando a vontade é incontrolável, </em></strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong><em>sempre tem uma alternativa</em></strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">. . .</span></strong> </div><strong><span style="color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3044660212296218785?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-75218001753011420812010-09-01T21:16:00.004-03:002010-09-01T21:24:15.949-03:00<div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>...Compartilhar as fantasias</strong></span></em><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 417px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 276px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512103605112785170" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TH7tBkPlyRI/AAAAAAAAByI/TgU0qegWLcw/s400/Banana.jpg" /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>. . .</strong></span> </div><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-7521800175301142081?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-57968526142088746102010-08-27T01:15:00.004-03:002010-09-05T18:44:55.076-03:00<p align="center"><object width="357" height="305" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-f686c5401eeca96" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v1.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D0f686c5401eeca96%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3B3585814A52EA7B492D138B74CD75D7313B33EE.417EBB5AEA4999917C3B2B092A87262989905802%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Df686c5401eeca96%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DY3RgelmvrWIYN_3zFbNwPV4DFpE&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="357" height="305" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v1.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D0f686c5401eeca96%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3B3585814A52EA7B492D138B74CD75D7313B33EE.417EBB5AEA4999917C3B2B092A87262989905802%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Df686c5401eeca96%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DY3RgelmvrWIYN_3zFbNwPV4DFpE&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><em>É... Dá água na boca...</em></span></p><p align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;">. . .</span></strong> </span></em></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>PS.: Rélou pípooool, MAIS uma vez avisando: o blog é de diversidades com tema adulto, PORÉM, NADA do que é publicado aqui é protagonizado por mim. As postagens têm fontes como Google, Youtube, Redtube, etc. Não trata-se de um espaço pessoal, ok??!</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-5796852614208874610?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-61020437396541210152010-08-23T18:32:00.000-03:002010-08-23T18:37:42.269-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/THLp_lKNNXI/AAAAAAAABxA/0im9VeSGUHc/s1600/New_033109-small.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 260px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508722572743488882" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/THLp_lKNNXI/AAAAAAAABxA/0im9VeSGUHc/s400/New_033109-small.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;"> . . .</span></strong> </div><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6102043739654121015?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-36779689039617404702010-08-19T16:34:00.005-03:002010-08-19T16:48:28.550-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TG2I1zqWmLI/AAAAAAAABw4/CoQFkWbL-3o/s1600/apimentarosexo.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 274px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507208377326278834" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TG2I1zqWmLI/AAAAAAAABw4/CoQFkWbL-3o/s400/apimentarosexo.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Apimentada e temperada</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><em>Duvido que depois dessa dica a relação não esquente...</em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>. . .</strong></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3677968903961740470?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-37098530018905297682010-08-14T00:23:00.004-03:002010-08-14T00:31:04.290-03:00<p align="center"><object width="333" height="302" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-aeffdad142090861" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param 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bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v4.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Daeffdad142090861%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D616D2D13DC3391D66C821812C21956B9740EE9C2.100DF514F015E83304A0BB940D360E79E23F37DB%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Daeffdad142090861%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D3GGmtaHIdj4uSSrk_1jKhCUZwoM&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><em>Coisas de menina, nada demais...</em></span></strong> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3709853001890529768?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-5574567950754234692010-08-04T13:14:00.002-03:002010-08-04T13:19:16.841-03:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TFmR-CUj5iI/AAAAAAAABwo/1LIcjGkyg6U/s1600/cruzamento.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501588914770798114" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TFmR-CUj5iI/AAAAAAAABwo/1LIcjGkyg6U/s400/cruzamento.jpg" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Ohhh, dúvida!!!</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">. . .</span> </span></strong></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">*Clica que cresce (a imagem) ;)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-557456795075423469?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-56674683752071107882010-07-27T08:00:00.003-03:002010-07-27T11:59:56.406-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TEz9ULZszdI/AAAAAAAABwg/A92_H21IGMo/s1600/Gelo+pb.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 315px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 323px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498047768212327890" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TEz9ULZszdI/AAAAAAAABwg/A92_H21IGMo/s400/Gelo+pb.jpg" /></a><em><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong> Hmmmmm....</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;">. . .</span> </strong></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Imagem: Google</span> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-5667468375207110788?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-31769954229702851472010-07-24T19:46:00.006-03:002010-07-24T20:08:16.803-03:00<p align="center"><object width="339" height="290" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-61078483a9fa4a1c" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" 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bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D61078483a9fa4a1c%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D5B03B68CBDE9DE114686ED6B70E3CE576D25B9E4.559E5B78EF8292D26EC8AA31083CD3338845E089%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D61078483a9fa4a1c%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D0lUZXbPxgNjdXvBA0uAeihnPjhU&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>...</em></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3176995422970285147?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-24787876439852938272010-07-23T12:06:00.004-03:002010-07-23T12:15:29.445-03:00<p align="center"><object width="335" height="287" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-d578bd9c14ac0825" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v11.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dd578bd9c14ac0825%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D49AFB86DEB3F549D522E8283CBD66CCEF8DBF3E4.3E2E8C44F74321BF3074F5B730B9CF85D0AAF74B%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dd578bd9c14ac0825%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Du68DZwiF-Ik94ETb260Zby1N4Tw&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="335" height="287" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v11.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dd578bd9c14ac0825%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D49AFB86DEB3F549D522E8283CBD66CCEF8DBF3E4.3E2E8C44F74321BF3074F5B730B9CF85D0AAF74B%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dd578bd9c14ac0825%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Du68DZwiF-Ik94ETb260Zby1N4Tw&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-2478787643985293827?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-12096354079518232362010-07-20T18:35:00.003-03:002010-07-20T18:39:44.161-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TEYWnhxQvKI/AAAAAAAABwY/cEFZDriZYu0/s1600/photo11.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 307px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 404px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496105263587966114" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TEYWnhxQvKI/AAAAAAAABwY/cEFZDriZYu0/s400/photo11.jpg" /></a><strong> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Amizade sincera para todos os momentos!!!</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong>#FelizDiaDoAmigo</strong></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">. . .</span> </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1209635407951823236?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-11648285298015316052010-07-15T11:20:00.008-03:002010-07-15T12:36:02.087-03:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;">Foi assim que o </span><a href="http://twitter.com/talarico"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Talarico</span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;"> me descreveu.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;">Quer conferir? Então clica > <strong><a href="http://lapispinceltextos.blogspot.com/2010/07/escorpiana.html"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">aqui</span></a></strong>!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1164828529801531605?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-43952508596103740452010-07-09T23:09:00.011-03:002010-08-27T01:13:32.554-03:00<div align="center"><span style="color:#cc9933;">Olá queridos,<br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc9933;">Por motivos pessoais precisei dar uma pausa no blog e no</span><span style="color:#ffcccc;"> </span><a href="http://twitter.com/_Escorpiana"><strong><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Twitter</span></strong></a><span style="color:#cc9933;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc9933;">Assim que tudo estiver em ordem, e eu reestabelecida, volto com a corda toda.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc9933;">Por enquanto, para não deixar vocês carentes, tem post </span><a href="http://pequenosdelitos.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/mel-e-fel/"><strong><span style="color:#ffcccc;">aqui</span></strong></a><span style="color:#cc9933;"> no </span><a href="http://pequenosdelitos.wordpress.com/"><strong><span style="color:#ffcccc;">PD</span></strong></a><span style="color:#cc9933;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc9933;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcc33;"><span style="color:#cc9933;">Bjos e até a volta!</span> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 154px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493475354083766082" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TDy-upaGr0I/AAAAAAAABwQ/7Br1H-cDcuQ/s200/sem+t%C3%ADtulo4.jpg" /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4395250859610374045?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-28786599002385043872010-06-24T10:43:00.009-03:002010-06-24T10:52:55.210-03:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TCNjHuUpn6I/AAAAAAAABwA/rVEM2KmA4RU/s1600/Taradinho.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 219px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 481px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486337755412275106" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TCNjHuUpn6I/AAAAAAAABwA/rVEM2KmA4RU/s400/Taradinho.jpg" /></a> <div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Tadinho, cheio de boa intenção...</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">. . .</span> </span></strong></div><br /><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffff99;"><strong>*Clica na imagem que ela cresce</strong></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-2878659900238504387?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-5051857415842880212010-06-20T19:07:00.007-03:002010-06-20T19:28:12.932-03:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><em>"Eu gosto do seu corpo<br />Eu gosto do que ele faz<br />Eu gosto de como ele faz<br />Eu gosto de sentir as formas do seu corpo,<br />Dos seus ossos,<br />E de sentir o tremor firme e doce<br />De quando lhe beijo<br />E volto a beijar,<br />E volto a beijar,<br />E volto a beijar..."</em></span><br /></strong></div></span><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 256px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484983651293324594" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TB6TkfYp5TI/AAAAAAAABvw/Mp30zDLS-rE/s400/photo13.jpg" /> <p align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>. . .</strong><br /></span></span></p><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">*Poema de E. E. Cummings</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-505185741584288021?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-90773339236581632802010-06-17T17:53:00.002-03:002010-06-17T17:55:41.116-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TBqLZJIv_pI/AAAAAAAABvo/Qq1wv4haufA/s1600/photo5.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 451px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 280px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483848760342609554" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TBqLZJIv_pI/AAAAAAAABvo/Qq1wv4haufA/s400/photo5.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"> Todas as respostas, todos os segredos...</span></strong></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-9077333923658163280?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-64410837325322828712010-05-31T22:54:00.007-03:002010-08-27T01:14:38.838-03:00<div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 379px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 337px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477617913341140706" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/TARoeHQD3uI/AAAAAAAABuw/XgN77nWkDag/s400/encaixe.jpg" /> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Vem, eu não resisto...</span> <div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;">. . .</span></strong> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffcccc;">Imagem: Google</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6441083732532282871?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-85198148833585729562010-05-26T12:36:00.011-03:002010-06-17T12:00:40.714-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_1AsGbc0oI/AAAAAAAABuo/4WL-eliEeIA/s1600/img2256955.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 281px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 317px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475603848336560770" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_1AsGbc0oI/AAAAAAAABuo/4WL-eliEeIA/s320/img2256955.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong> </strong><em><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 15px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.22em"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.22em">O melhor motor que existe no mundo é a vagina:</span></span></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;">começa a trabalhar movido com apenas um dedo,</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;">é auto-lubrificante,</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;">admite um piston de qualquer tamanho,</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;">e faz mudança automática de óleo a cada 4 semanas.</span></em></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 15px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.22em"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.22em; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></span></span></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 15px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.22em"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.22em"><em>Só é pena que o seu sistema de ignição seja tão temperamental.</em></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;">. . .</span> </span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ff6666;"><strong>E mais: funciona com álcool, gasolina, GNV, diesel, cerveja, uísque, vodca, carinho, boa lábia...</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#660000;"><em>.</em></span><br /></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;color:#ffcccc;">Imagem: Google</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-8519814883358572956?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-48268884860870095652010-05-23T22:53:00.007-03:002010-05-23T23:12:10.889-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_ncYUun1CI/AAAAAAAABug/XqIUoETx2mw/s1600/photo4.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 355px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 452px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5474649132484776994" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_ncYUun1CI/AAAAAAAABug/XqIUoETx2mw/s400/photo4.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><em>No ponto certo, do jeito exato</em></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">. . .</span> </span></strong></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4826888486087009565?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-37129879138905461402010-05-19T11:42:00.006-03:002010-05-19T13:41:12.139-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_P5PkFRZpI/AAAAAAAABuQ/mnNjQDio-34/s1600/photo10.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 334px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472992017964426898" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_P5PkFRZpI/AAAAAAAABuQ/mnNjQDio-34/s400/photo10.jpg" /></a><span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Assim, gulosa.</em></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;">. . .</span></strong> </div><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffcccc;">Imagem: Google</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3712987913890546140?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-78555023584814360612010-05-18T01:16:00.018-03:002010-05-18T01:44:04.038-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_IWWOCMXsI/AAAAAAAABt4/4lFo0RFkR7A/s1600/sexo-oral-bem-feito.jpg"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 218px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472461068188802754" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_IWWOCMXsI/AAAAAAAABt4/4lFo0RFkR7A/s320/sexo-oral-bem-feito.jpg" /></span></a><span style="font-family:verdana;">- Primeiro, queremos menstruar a cada 6 meses em vez de todo mês.<br />São Pedro anota o primeiro pedido.<br />- Segundo, nós queremos ficar grávidas só por 3 meses porque 9 meses é muita coisa!<br />São Pedro anota o segundo pedido e fala:<br />- E qual é o terceiro?<br />- Queremos que o pênis dos homens sejam mais bonitos, porque são horríveis!!!<br /></div></span><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">São Pedro anota tudo e fala para se reunirem em 1 mês para lhes dar as respostas de Deus.<br /></div></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Um mês depois elas voltam a se reunir. </span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="left"><span style="font-family:verdana;">São Pedro começa o discurso:<br />- O pedido nº 1 foi aceito parcialmente, vocês vão menstruar a cada 4 meses, porque o pedido de seis meses é muito longo e isso, alteraria o objetivo da Criação. </span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">- O pedido nº 2 foi aceito parcialmente. A gravidez será de 6 meses porque 3 meses é muito pouco. Isso alteraria o objetivo da Criação.</span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">- Já o 3º pedido foi negado totalmente por Deus...<br />As mulheres começaram a berrar e a reclamar:<br />-Por que, Senhor?<br />São Pedro responde:<br />- Porque se feio, peludo e desajeitado vocês chupam, lambem, engolem, beijam, alisam, sentam e pulam em cima, feito umas loucas, se fosse bonito vocês iriam comer!!! E isso, definitivamente, alteraria o objetivo da Criação...</span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><strong><span style="color:#993399;"></span><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#660000;">..............................</span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">. . .</span></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"> </span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><em>Hmmm, bobinho... Mal sabe ele que a gente devora!</em></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-7855502358481436061?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-56129782710006859862010-05-16T22:03:00.007-03:002010-05-16T22:18:01.065-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_CXrvQJR1I/AAAAAAAABtw/pvC6M55WdOk/s1600/463844141_86ce325c15.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 247px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 160px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472040324929505106" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S_CXrvQJR1I/AAAAAAAABtw/pvC6M55WdOk/s320/463844141_86ce325c15.jpg" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;">Caminhava Chapeuzinho Vermelho pela floresta quando aparece o Lobo e diz:</span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">- Vou comer uma coisa sua que nunca ninguém comeu antes... </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">E responde Chapeuzinho:</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">- Só se for o cesto!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-5612978271000685986?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-16617877214081229322010-05-12T19:43:00.004-03:002010-05-12T19:52:15.949-03:00<p align="center"><object width="349" height="301" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-74fd50b130327efe" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D74fd50b130327efe%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2E51BF4744B7DCC2A5335A0B879994948B524D44.405CD30125E1709E5D4E646912349352F6CB5A9C%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D74fd50b130327efe%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dp693qQM82QVsPRl9RVJFMzX_Bos&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="349" height="301" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D74fd50b130327efe%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2E51BF4744B7DCC2A5335A0B879994948B524D44.405CD30125E1709E5D4E646912349352F6CB5A9C%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D74fd50b130327efe%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dp693qQM82QVsPRl9RVJFMzX_Bos&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Na literalidade da palavra...</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1661787721408122932?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-32272314772339673402010-04-27T21:30:00.017-03:002010-05-12T19:27:49.482-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Escorpiana_MelFel/motion224.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 331px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 213px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Escorpiana_MelFel/motion224.gif" /></a> <em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Sempre.. muito, gostoso. </span></em><div><div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">E i</span></em><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">rresistível...</span></em> </div></div></div></div></div></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3227231477233967340?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-33805835391499172062010-04-15T13:21:00.004-03:002010-04-15T13:29:16.071-03:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Me beija</span></strong></div><p><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 319px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 443px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460400681509516418" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S8c9fUis9II/AAAAAAAABtQ/iajBzDEvJ4A/s400/photo10.jpg" /></p><p><em><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: Google</span></em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3380583539149917206?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-30891711253233279192010-04-12T20:48:00.005-03:002010-04-12T21:02:19.963-03:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Você está sendo filmada</span></strong></div><p align="center"><object width="343" height="303" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-9e42a0cd21c341ca" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v3.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D9e42a0cd21c341ca%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3F2BF07FF189B590C3D824F5A4601220C7C011F2.5B2D56743A364CE141CED7BBE9F34064F57596A0%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D9e42a0cd21c341ca%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DkG1EgJ9AhdXofSV_3Xr1bJbmy9M&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="343" height="303" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v3.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D9e42a0cd21c341ca%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3F2BF07FF189B590C3D824F5A4601220C7C011F2.5B2D56743A364CE141CED7BBE9F34064F57596A0%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D9e42a0cd21c341ca%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DkG1EgJ9AhdXofSV_3Xr1bJbmy9M&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><em><strong>Isso que dá não verificar se o escritório tem circuito interno...</strong></em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3089171125323327919?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-73335202005963991212010-04-09T14:41:00.003-03:002010-04-09T14:44:12.443-03:00<p align="center"><object width="357" height="329" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-38c0fcfb30bc372c" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D38c0fcfb30bc372c%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4332090B1EBCD395F8EF97FAE196B523CC6978C3.35EDADE585F9D9F34EE09BFBDD0E900402A018F1%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D38c0fcfb30bc372c%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D1kEltKsLqar6iDnfquBSY8-HOrM&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="357" height="329" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D38c0fcfb30bc372c%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4332090B1EBCD395F8EF97FAE196B523CC6978C3.35EDADE585F9D9F34EE09BFBDD0E900402A018F1%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D38c0fcfb30bc372c%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D1kEltKsLqar6iDnfquBSY8-HOrM&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Assim eu NUNCA vi...</span></em></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-7333520200596399121?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-30293315782519512352010-03-30T00:32:00.003-03:002010-03-30T00:32:56.241-03:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S7Fw2cT3N5I/AAAAAAAABtI/eNBNvPp7LnQ/s1600/Viadil.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 386px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454264704337131410" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S7Fw2cT3N5I/AAAAAAAABtI/eNBNvPp7LnQ/s400/Viadil.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3029331578251951235?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-65567603885749481992010-03-24T22:33:00.009-03:002010-03-24T22:42:27.126-03:00<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6q9g9H20TI/AAAAAAAABtA/PlRoV_10eaY/s1600/sexo_oral_gozo.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 188px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 305px" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452378672746385714" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6q9g9H20TI/AAAAAAAABtA/PlRoV_10eaY/s320/sexo_oral_gozo.jpg" /></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><strong>Se para a igreja a pílula do dia seguinte já é aborto. </strong></em></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><strong>Então, surgem algumas dúvidas:</strong></span></em> </span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="color:#ffffcc;">A masturbação masculina é homicídio prematuro ou premeditado?</span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="color:#ffffcc;">E o sexo oral? Será canibalismo? </span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="color:#ffffcc;">Podemos considerar o coito interrompido como abandono de menor? </span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="color:#ffffcc;">E o que dizer do preservativo? Será homicídio por sufocamento<strong>?</strong></span></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6556760388574948199?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-40200353773586696602010-03-21T17:17:00.007-03:002010-03-21T17:31:39.735-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aBFY3l9bI/AAAAAAAABs4/E2tUbo-vjws/s1600-h/01.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 218px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186328553518514" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aBFY3l9bI/AAAAAAAABs4/E2tUbo-vjws/s400/01.jpg" /></a> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 217px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186319423020962" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aBE22tn6I/AAAAAAAABsw/GMH1ofSZZlo/s400/02.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 215px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186316731148754" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aBEs066dI/AAAAAAAABso/HSePAAxoHRw/s400/03.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 215px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186307585216226" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aBEKwXDuI/AAAAAAAABsg/aUOu8b11EH4/s400/04.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 215px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186303603808530" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aBD77HmRI/AAAAAAAABsY/wxUm4vSCIsE/s400/05.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 215px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186132167301058" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aA59ReF8I/AAAAAAAABsQ/b0bhED_GiRk/s400/06.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 215px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186126322383682" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aA5nf7u0I/AAAAAAAABsI/jjTsJ9zdXA0/s400/07.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 213px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186122218394930" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aA5YNd1TI/AAAAAAAABsA/cfnNAWiuOrE/s400/08.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 215px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186117548373298" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aA5G0C9TI/AAAAAAAABr4/H2DynF-ycHQ/s400/09.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 216px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451186112658383010" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aA40mLoKI/AAAAAAAABrw/rfmfu8YQHWw/s400/10.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 214px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451185843696377474" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aApKopHoI/AAAAAAAABro/viXUP4E_Gas/s400/11.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 214px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451185833465332626" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aAokhXw5I/AAAAAAAABrg/AYFRZgpwbPA/s400/12.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 215px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451185829671816898" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aAoWY7TsI/AAAAAAAABrY/970KyBmbOTc/s400/13.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 216px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451185826427667154" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aAoKTdgtI/AAAAAAAABrQ/9jQc5PuAKQk/s400/14.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 217px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451185825603987378" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S6aAoHPFJ7I/AAAAAAAABrI/FOZlXgNgMhE/s400/15.jpg" /><em> <span style="font-size:130%;">Pronto, agora ficou mais fácil explicar certas coisas pras crianças... E adultos também!!!</span></em> <div><div><div><div></div></div></div></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4020035377358669660?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-39925475638498093422010-03-16T14:21:00.005-03:002010-03-16T14:36:42.495-03:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Tem que ter habilidade</span></strong></div><div align="center"><object width="391" height="367" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-778b27454571eca1" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D778b27454571eca1%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4A556B85F4D2B81C86B5FE8F84930BCE19EF1412.422E6C329DB09E485D480403BB1FB0066EB6F28A%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D778b27454571eca1%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DE-W1TvhXg0tqYNHC-JxpHU7G09g&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="391" height="367" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D778b27454571eca1%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4A556B85F4D2B81C86B5FE8F84930BCE19EF1412.422E6C329DB09E485D480403BB1FB0066EB6F28A%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D778b27454571eca1%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DE-W1TvhXg0tqYNHC-JxpHU7G09g&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3992547563849809342?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-82067196437338652862010-03-11T20:54:00.004-03:002010-03-11T21:15:08.746-03:00<p align="center"><object width="359" height="354" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-9ff884a47c4cc788" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D9ff884a47c4cc788%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2A05EC12B34469C5C7CD2DB2DD0B4248208EF4AA.5676A41A37996110E8FD1407B05A401674131F08%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D9ff884a47c4cc788%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DMPURncuSpNBQgaxNorjZbcaRe5A&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="359" height="354" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D9ff884a47c4cc788%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2A05EC12B34469C5C7CD2DB2DD0B4248208EF4AA.5676A41A37996110E8FD1407B05A401674131F08%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D9ff884a47c4cc788%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DMPURncuSpNBQgaxNorjZbcaRe5A&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;">Ufa, que sufocante...</span></em></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-8206719643733865286?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-88546009947432298052010-03-04T21:38:00.019-03:002010-03-04T22:11:48.210-03:00<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Mãe, vou casar! </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Jura, meu filho?! Estou tão feliz! Quem é a moça? </span></span></span></span></div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Não é moça. Vou casar com um moço. O nome dele é Murilo. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" >Você falou Murilo... Ou foi meu cérebro que sofreu um pequeno surto psicótico?</span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></span><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Eu falei Murilo. Por que, mãe? Tá acontecendo alguma coisa? </span></b></span><br /></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Nada, não... Só minha visão que está um pouco turva. E meu coração, que talvez dê uma parada. No mais, tá tudo óimo. </span></span></span></span></div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Se você tiver algum problema em relação a isto, melhor falar logo... </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" >Problema? Problema nenhum. Só pensei que algum dia ia ter uma nora... Ou isso. </span></span></span></div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Você vai ter uma nora. Só que uma nora... Meio macho. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" >Ou um genro meio fêmea. Resumindo: uma nora quase macho, tendendo a um genro quase fêmea... E quando eu vou conhecer o meu. A minha... O Murilo? </span></span></span></div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">Pode chamar ele de Biscoito. É o apelido.</span> </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" >Tá! Biscoito... Já gostei dele.. Alguém com esse apelido só pode ser uma pessoa bacana. Quando o Biscoito vem aqui? </span></span></span></div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Por quê? </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Por nada. Só pra eu poder desacordar seu pai com antecedência. </span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Você acha que o Papai não vai aceitar ? </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" >Claro que vai aceitar! Lógico que vai. Só não sei se ele vai sobreviver... Mas isso também é uma bobagem. Ele morre sabendo que você achou sua cara-metade. E olha que espetáculo: as duas metade com bigode. </span></span></span></div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Mãe, que besteira... Hoje em dia... Praticamente todos os meus amigos são gays. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Só espero que tenha sobrado algum que não seja... Pra poder apresentar pra tua irmã. </span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">A Bel já tá namorando. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">A Bel? Namorando?! Ela não me falou nada... Quem é?</span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span> </span></span><br /></div><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Uma tal de Veruska. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Como ? </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span><br /></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Veruska... </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Ah!, bom! Que susto! Pensei que você tivesse falado Veruska. </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.<br /></span></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Mãe!!!... </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Tá..., tá..., tudo bem... Se vocês são felizes. Só fico triste porque não vou ter um neto... </span></span><br /></span></div><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#660000;" >.</span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Por que não? Eu e o Biscoito queremos dois filhos. Eu vou doar os espermatozóides. E a ex-namorada do Biscoito vai doar os óvulos. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Ex-namorada? O Biscoito tem ex-namorada? </span></span><br /><span style="color:#660000;">.</span></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Quando ele era hétero... A Veruska. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Que Veruska? </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span><br /></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Namorada da Bel... </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">"Peraí". A ex-namorada do teu atual namorado... E a atual namorada da tua irmã. Que é minha filha também... Que se chama Bel. É isso? Porque eu me perdi um pouco... </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.<br /></span></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">É isso. Pois é... A Veruska doou os óvulos. E nós vamos alugar um útero. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">De quem? </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span><br /></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Da Bel. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Mas . Logo da Bel?! Quer dizer então... Que a Bel vai gerar um filho teu e do Biscoito. Com o teu espermatozóide e com o óvulo da namorada dela, que é a Veruska. </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span><br /></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Isso. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Essa criança, de uma certa forma, vai ser tua filha, filha do Biscoito, filha da Veruska e filha da Bel. </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span><br /></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Em termos... </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">A criança vai ter duas mães: você e o Biscoito. E dois pais: a Veruska e a Bel. </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span><br /></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Por aí... </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Por outro lado, a Bel..., além de mãe, é tia... Ou tio... Porque é tua irmã.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span> </span></span><br /></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Exato. E ano que vem vamos ter um segundo filho. Aí o Biscoito é que entra com o espermatozóide. Que dessa vez vai ser gerado no ventre da Veruska... Com o óvulo da Bel. A gente só vai trocar. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Só trocar, né? Agora o óvulo vai ser da Bel. E o ventre da Veruska. </span></span><br /></span></div><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#660000;" >.</span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Exato! </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Agora eu entendi! Agora eu realmente entendi... </span></span><br /><span style="color:#660000;">.</span></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Entendeu o quê? </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Entendi que é uma espécie de swing dos tempos modernos! </span></span><br /></span></div><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#660000;" >.</span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Que swing, mãe?!!.... </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">É swing, sim! Uma troca de casais... Com os óvulos e os espermatozóides, uma hora no útero de uma, outra hora no útero de outra...</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"> </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Mas... </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Mas mais uns tomates, isso é um bacanal de última geração! E pior... Com incesto no meio.. </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span><br /></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">A Bel e a Veruska só vão ajudar na concepção do nosso filho, só isso... </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Sei!!! ... E quando elas quiserem ter filhos... </span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#660000;">.</span><br /></div></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Nós ajudamos. </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Quer saber? No final das contas não entendi mais nada. Não entendi quem vai ser mãe de quem, quem vai ser pai de quem, de quem vai ser o útero, o espermatozóide... A única coisa que eu entendi é que... </span></span><br /></span></div><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#ffcc66;" ></span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%;color:#660000;" >.</span></b></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Quê...? </span></b></span><br /><b><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"></span></b></span></span></span><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">Fazer árvore genealógica daqui pra frente... Vai ser foda!!! </span></span><br /></span></span><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,0,0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><span style="color:#cc6600;"></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,0,0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">. . . </span><br /></span></span></div><p align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S5BSic_MLjI/AAAAAAAABqo/4ZUMl99Dl6g/s1600-h/New_Thomas-Beatie-1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 213px" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444942701341191730" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S5BSic_MLjI/AAAAAAAABqo/4ZUMl99Dl6g/s320/New_Thomas-Beatie-1.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"> Mãe sofre, viu?!</span></strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#ff6666;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,204)">*Desconheço a autoria do texto (e ñ é do Verissimo)</span></span></span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-8854600994743229805?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-5499831387615410012010-03-03T17:07:00.003-03:002010-03-03T17:17:14.584-03:00<p align="center"><object width="405" height="351" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-6244bf9cba8b3a" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D006244bf9cba8b3a%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7C7802758BDE4D2223F533D2A225F68B324E58D9.3028AF5A2CC11E6629B557895C723704D3AEE914%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6244bf9cba8b3a%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dd8ZKy_HdNfuohKMjRj0REZV74ac&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="405" height="351" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D006244bf9cba8b3a%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7C7802758BDE4D2223F533D2A225F68B324E58D9.3028AF5A2CC11E6629B557895C723704D3AEE914%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6244bf9cba8b3a%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dd8ZKy_HdNfuohKMjRj0REZV74ac&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-549983138761541001?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-64981872287288642592010-02-23T22:09:00.011-03:002010-03-02T22:15:21.112-03:00<div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; 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MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441612684532787970" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S4R959rWKwI/AAAAAAAABpw/omwYFM-FUyw/s400/masturbfe.jpg" /></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;">"Todas as noites são iguais, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;">Os meninos satisfeitos e as meninas querem mais.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;">Sonhos caem como chuva, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;">E é tarde demais, eu não consigo dizer não..."</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6666;">. . .</span> </div><strong><span style="color:#ffffcc;">Imagens: Google</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6498187228728864259?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-14724824563020991142010-02-18T13:53:00.006-02:002010-02-18T14:10:00.684-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S31ltUt605I/AAAAAAAABo4/gtxYDgpIHQo/s1600-h/No+colo.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 361px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 406px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439615754263253906" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S31ltUt605I/AAAAAAAABo4/gtxYDgpIHQo/s400/No+colo.jpg" /></a> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 371px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 373px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439615752205948914" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S31ltNDa1_I/AAAAAAAABow/L07WnQIUMxA/s400/N4Fa7vzXdockzo4i9YxlOcbfo1_500.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 311px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 419px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439615747848535602" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S31ls80h_jI/AAAAAAAABoo/uIQGSUTEUi8/s400/New_casal+colo.jpg" /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1472482456302099114?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-16338893740562611572010-02-11T21:20:00.008-02:002010-02-11T21:40:12.653-02:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Escolha a fantasia, e ponha o bloco na rua!!!</span></strong></div><br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 276px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437132092681807186" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S3SS1MUs5VI/AAAAAAAABno/DG939OYJ8_I/s400/powerplug_costume-1%5B5%5D.jpg" /> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 301px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437132087920490706" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S3SS06lg-NI/AAAAAAAABng/ZOjIOQRdvA8/s400/carnaval.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437131973474185810" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S3SSuQPY8lI/AAAAAAAABnQ/DyBtOPx148k/s400/Carnaval%2B2009%2Bfantasia%2Bgenio.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 331px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437131962199658162" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S3SStmPVTrI/AAAAAAAABnA/OSaM-xFeKkM/s400/Carnaval%2B2009%2Bfantasia%2Bvagina.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 396px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 387px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437131981989431474" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S3SSuv9lSLI/AAAAAAAABnY/6-INswS_EFs/s400/fantasia-bafometro.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 380px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437131972808706434" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S3SSuNwuiYI/AAAAAAAABnI/KbOuBtuh5Dc/s400/fantasia_viagra.jpg" /><br /><br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 321px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437131956688445186" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S3SStRtW3wI/AAAAAAAABm4/xhbw1K6O_LY/s400/fantasiameninas.jpg" /> <div align="center"><div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><span style="font-size:100%;color:#ffffcc;">. . .</span> </span></div><div><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Pra todos, um ótimo carnaval.</span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Até a volta!!!!</span></em></div></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1633889374056261157?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-28279514376346696092010-02-04T22:41:00.007-02:002010-02-04T22:51:46.221-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S2tq_54x1RI/AAAAAAAABmw/68Pgm91QmQ4/s1600-h/coes4qrtyn6fxzpnyafklf2jo1_500.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 315px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 415px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434555021455906066" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S2tq_54x1RI/AAAAAAAABmw/68Pgm91QmQ4/s400/coes4qrtyn6fxzpnyafklf2jo1_500.jpg" /></a> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 309px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 425px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434555014927994386" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S2tq_hkZzhI/AAAAAAAABmo/-Rb4w-D-jbk/s400/09-may11-2144.jpg" /></div><div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 264px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434555012765488786" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S2tq_Zg0lpI/AAAAAAAABmg/8oBGmhqTs-8/s400/oral-cunnilingus.jpg" /></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Porque é assim que eu gosto</span></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-2827951437634669609?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-18736009135666657812010-02-02T14:19:00.009-02:002010-02-02T16:36:09.058-02:00<p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Más, muito más!</span></strong></p><p align="center"><object width="403" height="347" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-f378dcd10d917d49" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Df378dcd10d917d49%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D59CCE49EB9A4AADBADE60B21AD90EF563DFF8FCB.24E08E92815F4193173C5A7FAD8EFABAC990E87C%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Df378dcd10d917d49%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DqKOj5tvOxYZk7ZEOvFA-Y_oGnRI&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="403" height="347" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Df378dcd10d917d49%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D59CCE49EB9A4AADBADE60B21AD90EF563DFF8FCB.24E08E92815F4193173C5A7FAD8EFABAC990E87C%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Df378dcd10d917d49%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DqKOj5tvOxYZk7ZEOvFA-Y_oGnRI&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1873600913566665781?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-41433863538677079562010-01-27T15:22:00.002-02:002010-01-27T15:36:25.011-02:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">É, nós também pegamos!</span></strong><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 345px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 270px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431471616424704562" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S2B2qHCcejI/AAAAAAAABk4/H4_6q0hXn1Q/s400/Gosto+bom.jpg" /> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 335px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 413px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431471611868261410" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S2B2p2EGrCI/AAAAAAAABkw/9IRMbDotAVI/s400/photo6.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 315px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 408px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431471610138832290" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S2B2pvnxraI/AAAAAAAABko/2wnuuKSfP_g/s400/fogo_mat.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 264px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431471603745501010" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S2B2pXzfL1I/AAAAAAAABkg/FiW6n8doiws/s400/PAR.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 263px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 399px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431471597393068834" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S2B2pAI8wyI/AAAAAAAABkY/_HiLSNl8xfU/s400/homem_mulher.jpg" /><br /></div><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;"><strong>Imagens: Google</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4143386353867707956?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-2701909381059322412010-01-25T11:33:00.009-02:002010-01-25T11:45:41.354-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12fI6zS8jI/AAAAAAAABkQ/FnDvfrUSySY/s1600-h/casal-wonderland.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 281px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430671701250863666" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12fI6zS8jI/AAAAAAAABkQ/FnDvfrUSySY/s400/casal-wonderland.jpg" /></a> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 272px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430671562031587138" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12fA0K1X0I/AAAAAAAABj4/muvlcJGW0As/s400/sexxxo1.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430671695190343218" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12fIkOWvjI/AAAAAAAABkI/9xMZsFFrpuc/s400/Tem+que+pegar+de+jeito.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 289px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430671549736360642" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12fAGXbGsI/AAAAAAAABjo/bLhN96zj4_s/s400/Prazer.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 304px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430671544445346930" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12e_yp8pHI/AAAAAAAABjg/zCmZMpo-z0Y/s400/sexoassim.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 387px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430670878309302066" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12eZBGvPzI/AAAAAAAABjY/KIu3iq_GYdk/s400/Todo.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 290px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430670873009800770" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12eYtXPRkI/AAAAAAAABjQ/ve5ElLg2hV8/s400/perfil-sexual.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 343px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 321px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430671566103796802" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12fBDVuXEI/AAAAAAAABkA/Jv87C-EKO90/s400/mulher187725.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 351px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 293px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430671553625727682" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12fAU2uIsI/AAAAAAAABjw/39zFvuUGDFM/s400/sexo2.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 343px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430670864041682290" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12eYL9EpXI/AAAAAAAABjA/gt3rcFVnjlw/s400/Casal+68.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 272px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430670871344286658" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12eYnKJi8I/AAAAAAAABjI/ppo7JW-w8s8/s400/S%C3%B3+um+carinho.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 284px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 360px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430670858496318914" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S12eX3S9HcI/AAAAAAAABi4/9T9EveSYErg/s400/PEGADA.jpg" /> <div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">...A gente derrete</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;"><strong>Imagens: Google</strong></span></div></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-270190938105932241?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-16303009027257236822010-01-21T01:09:00.004-02:002010-01-21T01:15:32.562-02:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Iuuuupi</span></strong></div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 346px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429024979375414914" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S1fFdFxk3oI/AAAAAAAABiY/Qg7YjHppILc/s400/penis_estatua_portugal_porreiro.jpg" /> <p align="center"></span></strong><em> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Tá, fiquei com medo!</span></strong></em></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;">* Imagem: Google/Portugal (Tinha que ser, né?! rs)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1630300902725723682?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-41611016948084424952010-01-18T12:35:00.012-02:002010-01-18T12:49:59.670-02:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;">Gosto não se discute. Já escolheu o seu?!</span></strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#660000;">.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"></span><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 384px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 221px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428088781988538002" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S1Rx_Ou1ppI/AAAAAAAABhQ/JQNyYc6VK5c/s320/Imagem1.png" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 379px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 205px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428088790119635746" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S1Rx_tBcWyI/AAAAAAAABhY/HVItl7kX20c/s320/Imagem2.png" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 376px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 211px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428088792464430850" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S1Rx_1wfFwI/AAAAAAAABhg/cwjRDfLZjqo/s320/Imagem3.png" /> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 234px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428089003010729506" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S1RyMGGopiI/AAAAAAAABh4/Ijx42uHlrP4/s320/Imagem6.png" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 235px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428089012435269890" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S1RyMpNnuQI/AAAAAAAABiA/x42KnI3U-OM/s320/Imagem7.png" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 232px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428088805583367090" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S1RyAmoSK7I/AAAAAAAABhw/fJXENWrZSWc/s320/Imagem5.png" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 235px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428088797344639282" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S1RyAH8BKTI/AAAAAAAABho/HjhK73wvW1I/s320/Imagem4.png" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 234px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428089011373833186" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S1RyMlQje-I/AAAAAAAABiI/YX5E7Cn1fgc/s320/Imagem8.png" /> <em><span style="color:#ff6666;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Olha... É muita modernidade pra mim. </span></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff6666;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Eu prefiro sem!!!</span><br /></span></em>. . . </div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffcc;">Fonte: Google</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4161101694808442495?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-59227072007399661182010-01-14T23:56:00.004-02:002010-01-14T23:58:04.574-02:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;">Nem morta!!!</span></strong><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 392px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426779634924253362" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S0_LU1378LI/AAAAAAAABhI/OLbrtkkOr64/s400/Viver+sem+sexo+nem+morta.jpg" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-5922707200739966118?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-78630035058528023812010-01-06T14:35:00.005-02:002010-01-06T14:43:52.101-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S0S8CvfzmzI/AAAAAAAABgw/4-yYwSIwtQo/s1600-h/1032213.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423666606556551986" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/S0S8CvfzmzI/AAAAAAAABgw/4-yYwSIwtQo/s400/1032213.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Viu, é assim. Não conhecia??</span></strong></div><strong><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">Imagem: Google (Clica que cresce)</span></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-7863003505852802381?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-64339194745513121352010-01-04T22:08:00.015-02:002010-01-06T13:10:20.628-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Escorpiana_MelFel/Flowers.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 407px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 431px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Escorpiana_MelFel/Flowers.gif" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Pra começar o ano da melhor maneira</strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#660000;">.</span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff6666;">* Caso o GIF ñ apareça, clique <strong><a href="http://img339.imageshack.us/i/flowerso.gif/"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">AQUI</span></a></strong>!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6433919474551312135?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-4586782921711147442009-12-16T18:34:00.012-02:002009-12-16T18:55:39.546-02:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">...Derreto</span> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 333px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 220px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415937931746831682" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SylG2qNVbUI/AAAAAAAABgg/2PWqiWkpvGM/s320/depraved.jpg" /><span style="font-size:130%;">...Me farto</span> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 283px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415938736225557186" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SylHlfIAmsI/AAAAAAAABgo/ZrqQodmol30/s320/blowjob2.jpg" /> <div align="center"><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;">. . .<br /></span></strong><em><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Estou saindo em mini-férias. </span></strong></em><br /><em><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">A todos um Feliz Natal e ótimo Ano Novo. Até a volta!</span></strong></em><br /></div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SylF0in-o_I/AAAAAAAABgA/dGYF48thvUE/s1600-h/xmas-sexy-santa.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 168px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415936795839734770" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SylF0in-o_I/AAAAAAAABgA/dGYF48thvUE/s200/xmas-sexy-santa.jpg" /></a><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SylF0UYqCoI/AAAAAAAABf4/N9CJ9iQKaDs/s1600-h/Imagem1.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 141px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415936792017373826" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SylF0UYqCoI/AAAAAAAABf4/N9CJ9iQKaDs/s200/Imagem1.jpg" /></a><br /><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#33cc00;">HO HO HO HO</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SylGdaHWDLI/AAAAAAAABgQ/O2b8KWQ_UCg/s1600-h/santa_spank.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 216px; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415937497930009778" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SylGdaHWDLI/AAAAAAAABgQ/O2b8KWQ_UCg/s320/santa_spank.jpg" /></a></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-458678292171114744?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-37973805451516795602009-12-10T14:34:00.014-02:002009-12-10T15:45:06.121-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SyEwsAESzcI/AAAAAAAABfg/_Glb_doXVBg/s1600-h/Calcinha.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 266px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413661759566433730" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SyEwsAESzcI/AAAAAAAABfg/_Glb_doXVBg/s400/Calcinha.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;"><em>Perguntas que toda mulher </em></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;"><em>gostaria de fazer aos homens:</em></span> </strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#660000;">.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês mijam fora do vaso?<br />H: Se você olhasse bem, veria que o orifício peniano não é redondo, o jato nem sempre vai para onde a arma está apontada. Além disso, às vezes esse buraquinho fica meio grudado, gerando uma dispersão de jatos.<br /><br />M: Por que vocês sempre deixam um pentelho na borda do vaso?<br />H: Marcar território…<br /><br />M: Por que vocês nunca esfregam o clitóris da gente no lugar certo?<br />H: Só de sacanagem… </span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês não sabem onde fica o ponto G?<br />H: Ponto o quê…???</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês adoram transar por trás?<br />H: Para poder continuar assistindo TV e bocejar sem que vocês vejam.</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês pegam vídeo de sacanagem sem história?<br />H: Pela sacanagem, ora!!! É como ver os gols do fantástico sem precisar assistir ao jogo todo.</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que a fantasia dos homens é transar com a nossa melhor amiga?<br />H: Na verdade, é com TODAS as suas amigas…</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens estão sempre com os músculos da bunda contraídos?<br />H: Para não peidar quando a barriga fica batendo nas nádegas da parceira.</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês empurram a cabeça de gente pra baixo quando querem sexo oral?<br />H: Porque se pedir vocês não fazem.</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês querem ir pra cama no primeiro encontro?<br />H: Objetividade…</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês ficam putos se a mulher não dá no primeiro encontro?<br />H: Detestamos falta de objetividade.</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês vão embora logo depois de transar com a gente?<br />H: Sempre passa alguma coisa legal na tv de madrugada…. </span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens acreditam quando a gente finge que goza?<br />H: E só para vocês sentirem ao menos um prazer : o de nos enganar…<br /><br />M: Por que vocês gostam mais de cerveja gelada que de mulher?<br />Homem:<br />1. Cerveja está sempre molhadinha.<br />2. Cerveja não reclama quando estamos assistindo ao jogo.<br />3. Cerveja não pede para a gente ver filmes tipo Love Story.<br />4. Cerveja não tem mãe.<br />5. Cerveja não olha para a gente com aquela cara de desprezo quando broxamos.<br />6. Quando acabamos de beber a cerveja, podemos jogar ela fora.<br />7. Cerveja não liga se a gente olha para outra cerveja. Entendeu????</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês gostam de ouvir que o pau de vocês é o máximo?<br />H: E não é ??? Ainda mais para você, que não tem…</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que vocês contam pros amigos que nos comeram?<br />H: Metade do prazer está em contar…<br /><br />M: Por que os homens não reparam que estamos de lingerie nova?<br />H: Vocês vivem reclamando que a gente só liga para a beleza externa.</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens ficam cheios de dedos quando a gente pede um tapa na hora da transa?<br />H: O que a gente gosta mesmo é bater porque quer, e não porque vocês pedem…</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens gostam de olhar para outras mulheres na rua?<br />H: Você acha que só você é gostosa…???<br /><br />M: Por que os homens avisam quando vão gozar?<br />H: Se você não tomou anticoncepcional o problema será todo seu….<br /><br />M: Por que os homens gostam de ver a gente fazendo sexo oral?<br />H: Vocês ficam tão bonitinhas…</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens gostam de chamar a gente de minha putinha?<br />H: Pra lembrar que não temos que pagar…</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens usam aquelas cuecas zorba horríveis?<br />H: São mais confortáveis, baratas e resistentes! Vocês gostam assim mesmo. Se a gente usasse cuequinha de seda, vocês desconfiariam…. Ah, e elas nem são tão feias assim, vai…</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens têm ciúmes dos nossos amigos homens?<br />H: Porque eles só pensam em comer vocês…. Aliás, todos nós somos assim.<br /><br />M: Por que vocês seguram a o penis na hora do sexo oral?<br />H: Para ver se vocês lambem mais em cima, que é onde sentimos alguma coisa, e também pra evitar que vocês mordam.<br /><br />M: Por que os homens gostam de ver nossos biquinhos arrepiados?<br />H: Pra ver como o ar condicionado é forte.</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens adoram coçar o saco?<br />H: É que nem arrotar e cuspir no chão, coisa de macho!<br /><br />M: Por que vocês acordam eretos?<br />H: Porque, em geral, sonhamos com outras mulheres.</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens se masturbam mesmo quando são casados ou namoram?<br />H: Este é o segredo dos relacionamentos mais duráveis…</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M: Por que os homens estão sempre ajeitando o pinto nas calças?<br />H: Porque cada um tem a posição preferida, e no decorrer do dia ele vai se deslocando, exigindo um imediato reposicionamento.<br /><br />M: E por que, meu Deus, vocês sempre desarrumam os malditos tapetinhos do banheiro?<br />H: Tapetinho arrumado é coisa de viado…</span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">. . .</span></strong> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;"><strong>Fonte/texto: e-mail</strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;"><strong>Imagem: Google</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3797380545151679560?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-65922982118813875812009-12-08T13:49:00.006-02:002009-12-08T14:07:21.817-02:00<p align="center"><object width="353" height="292" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-47b718b3fda21060" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D47b718b3fda21060%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4FFA3941B3E60BD249CCE5BB140DD42AF8A0235A.4B9936F4EB2A06BC89C2D1C7C497479E3565AD80%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D47b718b3fda21060%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DjRlY2V3pIDZji-xzeNa81O6ek58&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="353" height="292" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D47b718b3fda21060%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4FFA3941B3E60BD249CCE5BB140DD42AF8A0235A.4B9936F4EB2A06BC89C2D1C7C497479E3565AD80%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D47b718b3fda21060%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DjRlY2V3pIDZji-xzeNa81O6ek58&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;"><strong>O próprio 69</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6592298211881387581?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-49043415701012340142009-11-29T23:09:00.014-02:002009-11-29T23:30:10.759-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SxMdrR9GKXI/AAAAAAAABfI/IILb0IaL-ms/s1600/Vinho.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 226px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409700206793337202" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SxMdrR9GKXI/AAAAAAAABfI/IILb0IaL-ms/s320/Vinho.jpg" /></a><span style="color:#ff6666;">'O </span><a href="http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlot"><span style="color:#ff6666;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Vinho Merlot</span> </span></a><span style="color:#ff6666;">é encorpado, intensamente frutado, complexo, uma harmônica estrutura com perfeito equilíbrio...</span><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SxMdWQ8ulhI/AAAAAAAABe4/lmJEwSELk9U/s1600/Vinho2.2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 274px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409699845746103826" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SxMdWQ8ulhI/AAAAAAAABe4/lmJEwSELk9U/s320/Vinho2.2.jpg" /></a><span style="color:#ff6666;">... Apresenta uma cor vermelho-púrpura, seus aromas são densos e frutados, tendo uma boa evolução, deixando assim seu aroma com muita complexidade...</span><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SxMdV7u5xXI/AAAAAAAABew/gEgqG4exFUs/s1600/Vinho+1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 229px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409699840050972018" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SxMdV7u5xXI/AAAAAAAABew/gEgqG4exFUs/s320/Vinho+1.jpg" /></a><span style="color:#ff6666;"> ...O paladar é rico, macio, perfeitamente equilibrado, sedoso e de grande classe'<br /></span><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SxMdVi4D-gI/AAAAAAAABeo/w7p0IaB7ZOU/s1600/124CAF_1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 282px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409699833378503170" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SxMdVi4D-gI/AAAAAAAABeo/w7p0IaB7ZOU/s320/124CAF_1.jpg" /></a><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><em> Aceita uma taça?</em></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;">. . .<br /></span><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#cc9933;"><em>Imagens: Google</em></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4904341570101234014?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-17266609103353759832009-11-20T20:30:00.008-02:002009-11-20T20:40:42.176-02:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Visão</strong></span></div><div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZyusDyLI/AAAAAAAABeg/g4ci3chb_74/s1600/Vis%C3%A3o.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406318236998551730" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZyusDyLI/AAAAAAAABeg/g4ci3chb_74/s320/Vis%C3%A3o.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> Audição</span></strong></div><div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZyXdFm9I/AAAAAAAABeY/01U4MWLnEck/s1600/Audi%C3%A7%C3%A3o.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406318230761741266" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZyXdFm9I/AAAAAAAABeY/01U4MWLnEck/s320/Audi%C3%A7%C3%A3o.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> Olfato<br /></span></strong><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZyYPfJZI/AAAAAAAABeQ/ywFQp91Yqmc/s1600/Olfato.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 213px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406318230973130130" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZyYPfJZI/AAAAAAAABeQ/ywFQp91Yqmc/s320/Olfato.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> Paladar</span></strong><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZx7ouDII/AAAAAAAABeI/uj37okflKn4/s1600/Paladar.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406318223294336130" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZx7ouDII/AAAAAAAABeI/uj37okflKn4/s320/Paladar.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> Tato</span></strong><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZx9U-lNI/AAAAAAAABeA/930QAgl0wZQ/s1600/Tato.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 248px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406318223748404434" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwcZx9U-lNI/AAAAAAAABeA/930QAgl0wZQ/s320/Tato.jpg" /></a><em><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;"> Só assim eu comecei a entender biologia...</span></em><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1726660910335375983?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-89503624373332867912009-11-16T00:15:00.018-02:002009-11-16T16:35:03.677-02:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwFs3ENmVqI/AAAAAAAABdQ/Qehf6TnSQQA/s1600/New_190+(pb).jpg"></a><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404500105542603186" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwCkNjNtkbI/AAAAAAAABdI/98DTbCxr_Ms/s200/DSC04216.JPG" /> <em><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;">"É big, é big.</span></span></strong></em><br /></span></div><div align="center"><em><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;">É hora, é hora, é hora!!!"</span><br /></div></strong></em><br /><div align="center">Sim, é hoje. </div><div align="center">O Escorpiana completa 1 aninho de vida. </div><div align="center">E, como prometido, vai ter comemoração </div><div align="center">com presentinhos para vocês. </div><div align="center">Passem lá no <a href="http://seximaginarium.blogspot.com/2009/11/escorpiana-mel-nas-maos-e-ferrao-na.html"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">SeximaginariuM</span></a> e no <a href="http://pequenosdelitos.wordpress.com/2009/11/16/escorpiana-eu-vou-comer-seu-bolo/"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">PD</span></a>, </div><div align="center">e vejam os mimos que preparei. Mais mimo extra <a href="http://twitgoo.com/54hfp"><strong><span style="color:#ffffcc;">aqui</span></strong></a>!</div><br /><div align="center">Ahh, mas uma coisa é importante: eu <strong>ADORO</strong> ganhar parabéns!</div><div align="center">E eu quero receber muuuitos, de todos os tipos. Sejam recados, mensagens, fotos, etc. </div><div align="center">Então, pra começar com o pé direito, estou publicando um poeminha que ganhei de um visitante, o Netjer! </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">. . .</span></strong> </div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">"Você é como a brisa suave da noite,</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Entrando pela madrugada.</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">No silêncio das horas,</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Eu sinto sua presença.</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">No perfume que paira no ar,</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">O sonho me embala e me faz esquecer..."<img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 130px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404720721100691106" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SwFs3ENmVqI/AAAAAAAABdQ/Qehf6TnSQQA/s200/New_190+(pb).jpg" /></span></em></div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#ff6666;">*Imagens: <em>Escorpiana</em></span></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-8950362437333286791?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-77173935070477319692009-11-12T15:23:00.011-02:002009-11-12T16:13:59.783-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJI9P__AI/AAAAAAAABb4/CUdfcycTTQ4/s1600-h/Gula+3.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 200px; HEIGHT: 194px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274071167204354" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJI9P__AI/AAAAAAAABb4/CUdfcycTTQ4/s200/Gula+3.jpg" /></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJI0kgTgI/AAAAAAAABbw/pcGxKgJwD5M/s1600-h/Gula+2.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 180px; HEIGHT: 189px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274068837289474" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJI0kgTgI/AAAAAAAABbw/pcGxKgJwD5M/s200/Gula+2.jpg" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJJGWlU9I/AAAAAAAABcA/_kPnLllEqJc/s1600-h/Gula+4.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 177px; HEIGHT: 189px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274073610736594" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJJGWlU9I/AAAAAAAABcA/_kPnLllEqJc/s200/Gula+4.jpg" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJI9P__AI/AAAAAAAABb4/CUdfcycTTQ4/s1600-h/Gula+3.jpg"></a></p><p align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJIXwi5ZI/AAAAAAAABbg/MVGb3REQ60U/s1600-h/Gula.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 200px; HEIGHT: 198px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274061103162770" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJIXwi5ZI/AAAAAAAABbg/MVGb3REQ60U/s200/Gula.jpg" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJImqFkcI/AAAAAAAABbo/H5ALJ2xzZac/s1600-h/Gula+1.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 159px; HEIGHT: 198px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274065102606786" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJImqFkcI/AAAAAAAABbo/H5ALJ2xzZac/s200/Gula+1.jpg" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJI9P__AI/AAAAAAAABb4/CUdfcycTTQ4/s1600-h/Gula+3.jpg"></a></p><p align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJZpVifLI/AAAAAAAABcQ/-UtICJKG9bQ/s1600-h/Gula+6.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 183px; HEIGHT: 143px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274357879504050" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJZpVifLI/AAAAAAAABcQ/-UtICJKG9bQ/s200/Gula+6.jpg" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJZQ9FE9I/AAAAAAAABcI/wEbfx9OgH4g/s1600-h/Gula+5.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 182px; HEIGHT: 143px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274351334462418" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJZQ9FE9I/AAAAAAAABcI/wEbfx9OgH4g/s200/Gula+5.jpg" /></a></p><p align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJZlTmIXI/AAAAAAAABcY/3AHcTVP4yLk/s1600-h/Gula+7.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 189px; HEIGHT: 146px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274356797612402" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJZlTmIXI/AAAAAAAABcY/3AHcTVP4yLk/s200/Gula+7.jpg" /></a><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJZ-JN4bI/AAAAAAAABcg/gG9_JtntL84/s1600-h/Gula+8.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 178px; HEIGHT: 146px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274363464966578" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJZ-JN4bI/AAAAAAAABcg/gG9_JtntL84/s200/Gula+8.jpg" /></a></p><p align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJzLegggI/AAAAAAAABcw/6Px-RU3XnWk/s1600-h/Gula+10.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 184px; HEIGHT: 148px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274796540658178" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJzLegggI/AAAAAAAABcw/6Px-RU3XnWk/s200/Gula+10.jpg" /></a><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJaHf0nFI/AAAAAAAABco/m0AxqxEjlwQ/s1600-h/Gula+9.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 185px; HEIGHT: 148px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403274365975698514" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvxJaHf0nFI/AAAAAAAABco/m0AxqxEjlwQ/s200/Gula+9.jpg" /></a><br /></p><p align="left"><strong><em><span style="font-size:78%;">Imagens: Google</span></em></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-7717393507047731969?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-6066301403210340672009-11-10T17:11:00.007-02:002009-11-10T17:21:56.672-02:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;"> <em><span style="font-size:130%;">"I'm ready to go right now"</span></em></span></strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span></em></div><div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 296px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402554779880947298" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/Svm68sZkfmI/AAAAAAAABao/ZrWgu-amuGI/s400/2+quem-pensa-mais-em-sexo.jpg" /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/Svm689OdVbI/AAAAAAAABaw/TlKNTS_uGZg/s1600-h/New_1+quatro_sexo_posicao_anal.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 266px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402554784397743538" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/Svm689OdVbI/AAAAAAAABaw/TlKNTS_uGZg/s400/New_1+quatro_sexo_posicao_anal.jpg" /></a> <div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffcccc;">John Legend: </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hd-uklv-5g"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffcccc;">Green Light</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong>. . .</strong></span> </div><div align="center">Hoje eu dou uma <a href="http://blogsexoverbal.blogspot.com/2009/11/e-rapidinha.html"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">'Rapidinha'</span> </a>no <a href="http://blogsexoverbal.blogspot.com/2009/11/e-rapidinha.html"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">Sexo Verbal</span></a>, confiram!!!</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-606630140321034067?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-27913383333027012332009-11-06T14:44:00.003-02:002009-11-06T15:34:31.033-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvRdTtGnjTI/AAAAAAAABaY/G-gs4i5Sv0Q/s1600-h/Minha+tara.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 319px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 462px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401044446230318386" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvRdTtGnjTI/AAAAAAAABaY/G-gs4i5Sv0Q/s400/Minha+tara.jpg" /></a><em><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> <span style="color:#ffcccc;">Uma delas...</span></span></strong></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-2791338333302701233?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-75285151721441313622009-11-03T12:13:00.009-02:002009-11-03T12:21:29.773-02:00<div align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: <em>Google</em></span></div><div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvA6qPNw_PI/AAAAAAAABaQ/D2ZI0Q48iWg/s1600-h/30DA21_1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 395px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 375px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399880450530409714" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SvA6qPNw_PI/AAAAAAAABaQ/D2ZI0Q48iWg/s400/30DA21_1.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Porque é assim que eu gosto de conversar!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-7528515172144131362?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-48368297804243599152009-10-31T16:44:00.008-02:002009-10-31T16:53:23.664-02:00<p align="center"><object width="351" height="289" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-dc15cde8604cbdd8" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Ddc15cde8604cbdd8%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3243EA7F0185D9503B55C4CFEB7C6A3674688B89.545A8F82D93B32F383B427EE111A1FF9C2CE53BD%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Ddc15cde8604cbdd8%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DcsDLHJWu5bCfkT7L7m4mUXIMC20&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="351" height="289" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Ddc15cde8604cbdd8%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3243EA7F0185D9503B55C4CFEB7C6A3674688B89.545A8F82D93B32F383B427EE111A1FF9C2CE53BD%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Ddc15cde8604cbdd8%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DcsDLHJWu5bCfkT7L7m4mUXIMC20&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><em>E não é que a crise já atinge até a terceira idade?!</em></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4836829780424359915?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-39394131302939287032009-10-28T17:59:00.014-02:002009-10-29T00:00:44.324-02:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;">Está chegando a hora de apagar a velinha</span></strong><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 149px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397835017497584530" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/Suj2WXYbo5I/AAAAAAAABaI/sjpzc2bI5ME/s320/New_209.jpg" /> <div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SuiivCvkp7I/AAAAAAAABaA/qdYurbYu0hg/s1600-h/New_209.jpg"></a>Assim como a dona, o blog também é escorpiano; </div><div align="center">e vai completar 1 aninho de vida.</div><div align="center">Como todo aniversário que se preza tem que ter festa, </div><div align="center">aqui não vai ser diferente.</div><div align="center">Mas a comemoração vai ser fora de casa, </div><div align="center">e são vocês quem vão ganhar presentes.</div><div align="center">Pra isso acontecer, eu contei com a colaboração (e o privilégio) de dois espaços queridos: <a href="http://pequenosdelitos.wordpress.com/"><strong><span style="color:#ffffcc;">PD</span></strong></a> e <a href="http://seximaginarium.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="color:#ffffcc;">SeximaginariuM</span></strong></a>.</div><div align="center">São neles que vocês encontrarão os mimos especiais.</div><div align="center">Ficou curioso/a? </div><div align="center">Que saber o que vos aguardam?</div><div align="center">Então no dia<span style="font-size:130%;"> <span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ffff99;"><strong>16/11</strong></span></span><strong> </strong>passa aqui pra me dar parabéns!!!</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3939413130293928703?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-33039987699310396232009-10-26T19:17:00.008-02:002009-10-31T16:53:08.179-02:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><em>Se não souber, elas ensinam... direitinho</em></span></div><div align="center"><p align="center"><object width="353" height="288" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-c7735222cda015f" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v8.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D0c7735222cda015f%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D44DDEED65BFF7C3D5CA93675E0B908BA3BEC89DE.786152CB55F7D5666DB866343F2D80CA405B827E%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc7735222cda015f%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DRYg9LIao3-CelVxEaofQZhte8XM&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="353" height="288" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v8.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D0c7735222cda015f%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329853183%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D44DDEED65BFF7C3D5CA93675E0B908BA3BEC89DE.786152CB55F7D5666DB866343F2D80CA405B827E%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc7735222cda015f%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DRYg9LIao3-CelVxEaofQZhte8XM&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-3303998769931039623?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-90323193102611679612009-10-23T13:11:00.008-02:002009-10-23T13:35:59.317-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SuHH0i9cxiI/AAAAAAAABZ4/kN3oebVH6e0/s1600-h/DeJeito.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 325px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 423px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395813534118233634" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/SuHH0i9cxiI/AAAAAAAABZ4/kN3oebVH6e0/s400/DeJeito.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><em> 'But I don't want to escape...'</em></span></strong></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;">(Ne-Yo:</span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrU-Yx3pxI"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;">CLOSER</span></a><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;">)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-9032319310261167961?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-49032249158343776132009-10-20T17:44:00.019-02:002009-10-20T22:02:35.831-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/St4UE_y6WnI/AAAAAAAABZw/77mm5h_f0_4/s1600-h/buceta4.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 401px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 230px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394771479713438322" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/St4UE_y6WnI/AAAAAAAABZw/77mm5h_f0_4/s400/buceta4.jpg" /></a><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong> ‘Sete homens de fino saber,</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Criaram a xoxota, como se pode ver:</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Chegando na frente, veio um açougueiro, </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Com faca afiada, deu talho certeiro.</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Um bom marceneiro, com dedicação,</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Fez furo no centro com malho e formão!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Em terceiro, o alfaiate, capaz e moderno,</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Forrou com veludo o lado interno.</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Um bom caçador, chegando na hora,</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Forrou com raposa a parte de fora.</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Em quinto chegou, sagaz pescador,</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Esfregando um peixe, deu-lhe odor!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Em sexto, o bom padre da igreja daqui,</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Benzeu-a dizendo: 'É só pra fazer xixi'.</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Por fim veio o marujo, zarolho e perneta,</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Chupou-a, fodeu-a, e chamou-a de buceta!’<br /></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#660000;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong><em><span style="font-size:78%;">(Desconheço a autoria)</span></em></strong> </span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffcc;">. . . </span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ffffcc;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffffcc;"><em>Sábio marujo...</em></span> </span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-4903224915834377613?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-68801896837489346382009-10-19T23:52:00.020-02:002009-10-20T12:12:22.207-02:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/St0YAaBascI/AAAAAAAABZo/ftIJd_3gryc/s1600-h/Selvagem.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 371px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 357px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394494323924054466" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/St0YAaBascI/AAAAAAAABZo/ftIJd_3gryc/s400/Selvagem.jpg" /></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><strong><em>E assim, ele me definiu...</em></strong></span><br /></span><div align="left"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:78%;color:#660000;">.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;">I</span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;">magem: Google</span></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6880189683748934638?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-13829489750759735362009-10-17T01:46:00.005-03:002009-10-17T01:54:33.285-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/StlMSZu2zfI/AAAAAAAABZQ/Vq-2XbEfC34/s1600-h/Obede%C3%A7o.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 281px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 436px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393425907781651954" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/StlMSZu2zfI/AAAAAAAABZQ/Vq-2XbEfC34/s400/Obede%C3%A7o.jpg" /></a><strong><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Mas só hoje...</span> <span style="font-family:georgia;">E só com você...</span></span></em></strong></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: <em>Google</em></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1382948975075973536?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-64263179838371521592009-10-14T23:38:00.006-03:002009-10-17T01:52:26.308-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/StaLJU81wWI/AAAAAAAABYY/YeO4NIxRdAs/s1600-h/0153911951.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392650596181721442" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/StaLJU81wWI/AAAAAAAABYY/YeO4NIxRdAs/s400/0153911951.jpg" /></a> <em><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Minha mãe sempre me disse </span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">que é feio falar de boca cheia!!!</span></em></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">Imagem: <em>Google</em></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-6426317983837152159?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-17604872900582582062009-10-13T16:14:00.010-03:002009-10-14T23:02:55.224-03:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><em>Deixa gosto de saudade...</em></span></strong></span><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 317px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 258px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392167734267837106" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/StTT_EJberI/AAAAAAAABYA/iyRelqSqCso/s320/Casal+beijo+11.jpg" /> <em><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">...De vontade...</span></strong></em><br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 295px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 369px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392167741539893394" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/StTT_fPOQJI/AAAAAAAABYI/DER3wM4fmsE/s320/Janela.jpg" /><strong><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">...E de quero mais!</span></em></strong><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392167749150990738" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/StTT_7l2YZI/AAAAAAAABYQ/ajiJhLb6xZw/s320/Alexey-Kartashov.jpg" /><strong><em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;"></span></em></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffcc;">Imagens: Google</span></em></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-1760487290058258206?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282785497053366495.post-51651511528022980192009-10-09T09:36:00.014-03:002009-10-15T08:21:51.511-03:00<div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 307px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 303px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390578327002814370" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/Ss8ubYrsF6I/AAAAAAAABXg/JVSOwxKonjs/s320/Love+oral.jpg" /> <div align="center"><em>“Me esquenta com o vapor da boca,</em><br /><em>E a fenda mela...</em><br /><em>Imprensando minha coxa,</em><br /><em>Na coxa que é dele</em><br /><br /><em>Dobra os joelhos </em><br /><em>E implora o meu líquido</em><br /><em>Me quer, me quer, me quer,<br />E quer é ver meu nervo rígido</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>É dessas mulheres pra comer com dez talheres</em><br /><em>De quatro, lado, frente, verso, embaixo, em pé</em><br /><em>Roer, revirar, retorcer, lambuzar e deixar o seu corpo</em><br /><em>Tremendo, gemendo, gemendo, gemendo...”</em> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:78%;color:#cccccc;">Composição: </span><a href="http://anacarolina.uol.com.br/"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color:#cccccc;">Ana Carolina</span> </span></span></span></a></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;">. . .</span></strong> </div><a href="http://blogsexoverbal.blogspot.com/"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 194px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 130px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391542410112616018" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2T4cUy157A/StKbQaI3RlI/AAAAAAAABX4/pcgLGvsymwA/s200/SEXOVE~1.JPG" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"> </span><em><span style="color:#ffffcc;">Tem post novo no </span><a href="http://blogsexoverbal.blogspot.com/2009/10/por-tras.html"><span style="color:#ff6666;">SV</span></a></em><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><em>. Leiam-me! </em>=)</span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282785497053366495-5165151152802298019?l=escorpianamelefel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Escorpianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395957411749300553noreply@blogger.com6